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Cynic Demotivational Poster

three men in a bar -

TAGS: cynic emilio rerun
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - June 6, 2013, 9:25 am
Yeah, I tweaked yer color a bit from the last one. You look more ‘rosy’ now. Aaaand, I’m rather happy with how rerun’s turned head came out….practice. Oh, you might mean the duct ***e incident….no comment.
EmilioDumphque - June 6, 2013, 4:11 am
That's soooo me!
lgvernon - June 4, 2013, 7:53 pm

I 5oooove this one!~
GaryO - June 3, 2013, 8:41 am
Thank you Miss P. Actually, I got this via Email from a business a**ociate. Seemed to fit nicely with the ‘three men in a bar’ theme….Oh, and…..I kicked her in the knee.
MissPriss - June 3, 2013, 12:34 am
Ya know...these posters always make me ask myself, where the hell does he get his material? Personal experience? A 5L laugh, thanks Mr. Gary!
GaryO - June 1, 2013, 11:31 pm
Thanks guys, my pleasure.
rerun - June 1, 2013, 9:56 pm

Thanks, I needed that laugh.
Sho - June 1, 2013, 12:36 pm
LMAO XD. A 5&f for Mr gary lol


TAGS: fart wish b*** soppy cynical
Rating: 4.93/5

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GaryO - October 20, 2012, 3:35 pm
Boy, that sure looks like haystack rock, Oregon coast....and, yes, my hind end has made several wishes on the sea side of that rock


TAGS: smile cynical smily
Rating: 4.73/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 6:07 pm
Believe it or not, that made my day lol. 5 bittersweet smiling faces.
Krissie - June 25, 2011, 7:06 pm
****...I hope to hell not.... 5l's :)

C y n i c -

TAGS: bierce cynicism vision
Rating: 4.57/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2013, 2:46 am
That's funny. This coming from the man who had earned the nickname, "Bitter Bierce."

PESSIMISM - its everywhere.

THOSE CYNICAL PEOPLE - Who go around the internet calling everything photoshopped

TAGS: ph**oshop cynical people
Rating: 2.75/5

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Elwood - November 25, 2008, 3:23 pm
I think it may be ph**oshopped, because I don't ever recall seeing words floating on top of the water like that.
yon - October 8, 2008, 11:18 pm
ph**oshoped?!? no way dont lines just appear in the sky?
Shtoink - September 24, 2008, 2:00 am
canada has a navy?!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 24, 2008, 1:08 am
This looks ph**oshopped. ( There, now it's been said, so I spare everyone else the temptation of saying it and feeling stupid.)

Three men in a bar…..again -

TAGS: cynic emilio rerun
Rating: 4.83/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 17, 2013, 11:44 am
(...and it worked great!)
EmilioDumphque - June 17, 2013, 11:43 am
Wet celery my a**! It was my belt!
GaryO - June 16, 2013, 9:53 am
Yeah, I recommend wet celery. Kale stalks just don’t hold up. Thanks for slaps, SLO….I needed that.
SLOHAND62 - June 16, 2013, 2:25 am
ROFL laughing wet celery huh? thats an idea 5 slaps for the laugh
GaryO - June 15, 2013, 2:06 pm
Only when they have a reason…..in other words, no. Thank you, Sly.
Silverheart - June 15, 2013, 1:59 pm

Do those 3 ever leave the bar? Too 55cking funny, keep 'em coming.

Three men in a bar -

TAGS: cynic emilio rerun
Rating: 4.69/5

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Oldsod - November 14, 2013, 8:11 pm

cynical -

Three men in a bar -

TAGS: cynic emilio rerun
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - October 27, 2013, 10:39 am
Naw, like ‘em over easy
lgvernon - October 27, 2013, 1:01 am

Still timing three-minute eggs?
GaryO - October 26, 2013, 10:47 pm
Heh heh (still got it)
lgvernon - October 26, 2013, 10:01 pm

No, Dumbs&^T! I meant you...oh, nevermind. The thrill is gone.
GaryO - October 26, 2013, 7:52 pm
Well, LG, I really hate it when I get brought so low like this. It’s rather humiliating, especially in front of everyone here, forever etched in the annuls of motifakery an all. Howevah, if that’s what does it for ya, OK, but just this one time….go ahead.
lgvernon - October 26, 2013, 7:34 pm

Is there begging? I like begging...
GaryO - October 26, 2013, 5:32 pm
Well then, no problem. My apologies have been known to go for days.
lgvernon - October 26, 2013, 12:50 pm

Not at all, Gary. I was just gonna send you my phone number...
spacedog - October 26, 2013, 10:42 am
Good one Gary.
Reality Lord - October 26, 2013, 8:58 am

the slow burn...love it.
Silverheart - October 26, 2013, 7:56 am

Zing! Fookin' brilliant. I've missed these.
GaryO - October 26, 2013, 6:31 am
…said the master of the Motifake evening news. Thanky Pard.
Ism - October 26, 2013, 5:43 am
It's Pure Genius like this poster that made me a Fan of Motifake... 5L's GaryO
EmilioDumphque - October 26, 2013, 4:32 am
So! It was YOU behind those binoculars!
GaryO - October 26, 2013, 1:08 am
It’s a diMANsion, like length…sheeesh, wimin, no perception of the tolerance factor
lgvernon - October 26, 2013, 12:47 am

Hey, Priss~~Did he say HOURS?
GaryO - October 26, 2013, 12:33 am
Wy thank ya Missy. I’m gonna do a few more. Been a while…….maybe use Bobb’s pate….aaand, you make such a good bartender
MissPriss - October 26, 2013, 12:05 am
5Love these Mr. Gary!

Cynical -

TAGS: cynical answers password security questions
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - June 29, 2014, 1:42 am

Flippin brilliant! So where was your father born, anyway?

Three Men in a Bar -

TAGS: cynic emilio rerun
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - November 5, 2013, 8:12 pm
You guys are weird, in a weird sorta way….like cats. I'm gonna pee around my lazyboy now....and my golf clubs...and gun cabinet
MissPriss - November 5, 2013, 1:23 pm
Yes. But he/she now uses Mrs.W to protect her/his true identity!
lgvernon - November 4, 2013, 10:13 am

Well, he does look fabulous in my pink cashmere sweater set.
lgvernon - November 4, 2013, 10:12 am

S'OK, Gary. I don't expect you to remember...everything...about me
GaryO - November 4, 2013, 9:37 am
You wimin. Ya think yer takin’ over Motifake, don’tcha. Next thing yer gonna tell me is Mr M is actually Mrs M……
GaryO - November 4, 2013, 9:36 am
My ego told me 166300 was wunna mine. The only other thing my ego can’t figger out is how in heck you were able to copy mine four months ago.
GaryO - November 4, 2013, 9:36 am
lgvernon - November 4, 2013, 12:18 am

Excellent, Gary. Reminds me of 166300 from back in June. Ah, memories!~~5Ls
MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 11:40 pm
Mr. Gary, these are getting too deep. It took me a few seconds to get this one. 5 well deserved L's.

Three men in a bar -

TAGS: cynic emilio rerun
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - January 11, 2014, 5:36 pm
‘tis a truth, that. However, obscurity gives an edgy poster a fighting chance to keep them pesky red lines away, and ending up in the purgatory of MAD.
EmilioDumphque - January 11, 2014, 5:15 pm
Works better with a British accent.
Sho - January 11, 2014, 11:40 am
MissPriss - January 11, 2014, 11:04 am
Should of asked for sausage the night before. At least your stomach would of been satisfied.
rerun - January 11, 2014, 7:52 am

Just be glad you weren't wearing them.

the old cynic strikes again -

TAGS: crotchetyoldcynic hitting on the babes
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - April 23, 2014, 7:33 pm
Hee hee nailed it! 5L


TAGS: cynic emilio rerun
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - March 19, 2013, 10:42 am
Uggy, where ya been, mate? Thanky
ughomer - March 19, 2013, 8:58 am
GaryO - March 19, 2013, 8:09 am
Yeah, he do look a bit jaundiced. But your avatar seems natural enough. I musta lost something in the transfer. I’ll tone him up next round.
EmilioDumphque - March 19, 2013, 2:19 am
Jeez, next to those two, he looks like he's got liver flukes. Maybe I should pink him up a bit.
GaryO - March 17, 2013, 11:39 am
Thanks for bringing back the Emilio that has become the guy that seems to be always there, in the bar, the place where everybody knows his name.
EmilioDumphque - March 17, 2013, 10:54 am
Thanks for the idea!
MissPriss - March 16, 2013, 1:33 pm
Appears Gary found the pot of 5L gold...and for some reason now I'm craving a nice cold green brew and 2 quarter lb. "paddy's" between a bun!

Em goes down -

TAGS: cynic emilio rerun
Rating: 4.75/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 30, 2013, 12:58 am
That's me, the beer-a-week guy. (but I never pay for it)

three men in a bar -

TAGS: cynic emilio rerun
Rating: 4.4/5

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falloutghoul - July 17, 2013, 9:10 am
Emilio, you dawg!

CYNICAL - I am not the hopeful person I once was But we try to stay in touch

Wetsuits -